Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Lesbiany FAQ (that I left out).

Q) when did you find out?
A) I started liking girls when I was young, but I realised it grew stronger in secondary school, and I confirmed it in JC.

Q) so are you the "GUY" in the relationship?
A) there's no such thing as "GUY" or "GIRL" in my relationship. we're both girls in love with each other.

Q) so are you the 'dominant' one or the 'submissive' one?
A) we swing both ways baby, it all depends on the mood, day, temperature, wind speed, weather, ambience, atmosphere, who has more raging hormones, who's lazier, who's hornier........................ :P

Q) you're lesbian. you must have been hurt by a guy before?
A) for girls: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a girl before?
for guys: you're straight. you must have been hurt by a guy too before?

Q) girls: you're lesbian. why don't you like me? / how come you've never fancied me before?
A) (for the last damn time,) me being lesbian doesn't mean I will hump every girl that moves. oh wait, look at that short and fat guy with pimply oily face over there. you're straight, why don't you like him?


that's all I can think of now. hope these answered your queries :)

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