Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Joke of the day.

today on the MRT, I actually witnessed my favourite............

GIRLFIGHT!!!!


..except that it wasn't between scantily clad women in sexy high heels, or girls in school uniforms with skirts so short you can see their butts.

it was between two middle aged women who aren't attractive, or even YOUNG to begin with, which is why I find it absurd that they would want to make a public embarrassment of themselves. so you guys can stop fantasizing, while I provide you with the only line I heard from the fight.

"SHE SNATCHED MY NEWSPAPER AND HIT ME WITH IT FIRST OKAY!!!!"

so apparently they were attacking each other with rolls of newspaper. I don't know what the trigger was because it was too late by the time it caught my attention.

but just imagine the scene - newspaper whacking, and some men beside trying to pull them apart from each other.

I secretly smiled to myself. what a disgrace, such so that the two kids sitting in front of the standing fight ran away back to their mums.

this has got to be the joke of the day.

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